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[Juniper]

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[Javalinda]

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Begin forwarded message:
Subject: Re: Your recent Subway® Experience

Hi G,

Dr. Lustig became familiar to me when I watched his Fat Chance 2.0 video. Just now I found a recent one that’s under 20 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKwpF-JjQkY. In it he discusses sugars impact on mitochondria.

Many restaurants have upgraded their soda fountains to include Barqs diet root beer, which isn’t available in stores. Swiss cheese too, is noticeably absent from Subway options.

Vr,

GSS

On Jan 18, 2024, at 8:44 PM, GP <Subway-Listens@app.medallia.com> wrote:

Dear GS,

I want to take a moment to thank you for contacting me and sharing your feedback regarding your recent Subway® experience.

At Subway, we often promote different products in new, creative ways in order to keep things fresh and appeal across the broad spectrum of our loyal customers. I appreciate your feedback and the time you took to share your point of view. I apologize your last visit did not meet your expectation. I have shared your feedback with my team to improve our customer service.

Thank you for being a loyal Subway® customer and we look forward to serving you again in the future.

GP
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[BeNotDeceived]

3 Aug 2024
Today, we learn that Ukraine destroyed Russia's flagship Kilo-Class Submarine "Rostov-On-Don" which was worth a whopping $300 million USD in the port of Crimea. This marks a major embarrassment for the Russian black sea fleet as one of Russia's most important submarines has now sunk. We also learn of several major missile attacks by Ukrainian forces on the Morozovsk airbase in Russia resulting in major damage. Meanwhile the middle east continues to heat up as US officials warn civilians to leave the region immediately or risk getting left behind if a regional war starts in a few days.

[Javalinda]

Re: Unpopular Opinions
https://ldsfreedomforum.com/viewtopic.p ... 7#p1503937

Add 1 cent per net carb to the price of food, so healthy food costs less than crap.

[High Spy]

Re: This is Really the Choice? -- You've Got to be Kidding Me!
https://ldsfreedomforum.com/viewtopic.p ... 3#p1505843

Most modern people will be incessantly searching for ways to escape reality until the bitter end.

Escaping notice of someones command of the elements is easy when the quakes are small and damages are limited.