Lord of the Flies

The Wicker Man · Post by **The Wicker Man** » Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:10 am

A couple of years ago I was given the title Lord of the Flies at LDSFF. They gave me that title because of the report that I made. Flies were terrible that year and I got so fed up that I used my weirding way voice (like in Dune but I used it in the past before I ever saw dune!) and said, "no more flies". The flies were instantly gone. They were not just gone from my house but also from the whole neighborhood. I asked the neighbors about it and pretended to be as baffled as they were why the flies just vanished. I don't mind you guys thinking I'm crazy but I don't want my neighbors thinking I'm crazy.

Anyway, I had my first fly in the house since then and it was out for vengeance. When I couldn't defeat it by normal means I used my weirding way voice again and it seems to be gone.

High Spy · Post by **High Spy** » Thu Aug 24, 2023 12:23 pm

The Wicker Man wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:10 am A couple of years ago I was given the title Lord of the Flies at LDSFF. They gave me that title because of the report that I made. Flies were terrible that year and I got so fed up that I used my weirding way voice (like in Dune but I used it in the past before I ever saw dune!) and said, "no more flies". The flies were instantly gone. They were not just gone from my house but also from the whole neighborhood. I asked the neighbors about it and pretended to be as baffled as they were why the flies just vanished. I don't mind you guys thinking I'm crazy but I don't want my neighbors thinking I'm crazy. Anyway, I had my first fly in the house since then and it was out for vengeance. When I couldn't defeat it by normal means I used my weirding way voice again and it seems to be gone.

Pesky flies were being very bothersome, and somehow there was always one, even being very careful not to leave any door open. Yesterday was the first in a long time there hasn’t been any flies to bug me. Hope the trend continues.

BeNotDeceived · Post by **BeNotDeceived** » Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:05 am

No flies since OP until just now, there was one.

BeNotDeceived · Post by **BeNotDeceived** » Sat Jun 15, 2024 7:26 pm

Re: I commanded, no more flies
https://ldsfreedomforum.com/viewtopic.p ... 5#p1488365

Michael Sherwin wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:38 pm
The Creator wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 1:42 am Today was the first time this year that a fly has been buzzing around my office and bothering me. I blame Michael Sherwin, Lord of the flies.
I just noticed the post number, 5757. Did you make it that way on purpose or have you really entered my world of weirdness?

Edit: And mine is 957. The odds are 1/100 * 1/100 * 1/100 which is 1/one million. Welcome to my world!

A fly bugs Biden.